February 2011
89 posts
Watchdirtypenguinmaster:
ryley-stbatman:
Third video of the night, in which I rant about how creepy Elegy Link looks.
I lol’d
Its true though
… you shouldn’t have done that.
Can Ye Spare a Vote? →
Just one vote will do. Then you can go back to your own devices. It’s for a good cause for MvC3.
January 2011
110 posts
WatchFucking chameleons, they are awesome. And this is just COOL.
gordonfail:
““Maybe he could be a support character. Y’know, you get hit, then he jumps out, shouts “OBJECTION,” and sues them for assault.””
—
My friend Ian on Phoenix Wright in Marvel Vs Capcom 3
This just made my day.
Capcom, You Really Know How to Push My Buttons
Ever since my rather disappointing trek through “Resident Evil 5”, I was a little upset with Capcom for taking such a fun franchise I enjoyed and essentially taking a gigantic crap on the iconic survival horror franchise. This began a slow cycle of hate boner starting to form and rise…
Fast forward to E3 2010. The theme? Nostalgia. Resurrecting old franchises people...
Chuck E. Cheese
holdon4theride:
Your mom tells you ” We’re going to Chuck E. Cheese:
You walk into Chuck E. Cheese like:
You’re eating pizza like:
Getting Tickets:
Little kids try to steal your tickets:
If you see a token on the ground:
You hit on MILF’s like:
If you see tickets just sitting in the machine:
Every time Chucky comes out in the mouse suit:
Then you leave and go back to...
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
[I do not believe in God, but this argument on principle alone is brilliant. I do not think that I have to believe in God to appreciate it. It's pretty amazing.]
I agree. I am an agnostic but you really can't deny someone's faith. I have faith that gay marriage will be legal someday. Will it happen? I don't know. But I have faith in it.
(Agreeing with the above person.)
I kept this very same email and save it as a reminder at how utterly brilliant a genius Einstein truly was in life.
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Troll Food
shananon:
ryleymo:
OH MY GOD @SPRITE37 @LASHIEC OH MY GOD
Holy crap @shanwaldo @Sprite37 @lashiec, this is AWESOME.
Reblog if you sneak food into movie theaters.
rachaelpotter:
caitlineff:
Reblog if you're against Animal Cruelty.
lolman9000:
dadzone:
every single person should fucking reblog this. if not, you’re a disgusting person.
not reblogging bc im against animal cruelty but because the authors comment made me laugh hysterically
